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Mallory's Dirty Mind
A hippy and a nun get on a bus.The hippy turns to the nun and politely asks her "Would you like to have sex with me?"She politely says no and gets off.The hippy turns to the driver and says "Man I would have loved to fuck her".The bus driver says "I know that nun.She goes to the cemetary every night at midnight to pray.If you go to the cemetary dressed up as Jesus , I guarantee she will fuck you."So the hippy gets off the bus and goes home,dresses up and waits.Then at midnight he walks through the cemeta ry and finds the nun and she quickly agrees to have sex but she will only have butt sex with him.So they go at it and after they get done and then the hippy rips his mask off and says "HA HA Im the hippy !" And then the nun rips her mask off and says "HA HA.Im the bus driver!"
man fucks woman:
subject, verb, object.
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I want to grow away from all the petty little world we exist in. I want to leave it all behind, all the petty little thoughts about unimportant little things, things that’ll be forgotten a hundred years from now anyway. There’s a level somewhere where everything is solid and important. I’m going to try to reach up there and find a place I know is pretty close to perfect, a place where this whole messy world should be, could be, if it’d just take the time to learn.
- James Dean
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